Country Total Body Workout

I think I've found out a sure fire way to make my fortune. Total Body Country Workout. That's the name of my new business. Instead of going to a crowded exercise facility, you can come to the farm, workout in the fresh air and enjoy the outdoors.

Replace the treadmill by walking several miles a day around the farm. It will do wonders for thigh and calf muscles. Hiking to the grain fields is a complete lower body workout.

Throw away the dumbbells and forget the curls. Grab the shovel and hoe. Lift pounds of mud to clear the corrugate furrows so the water goes where it does the most good. Enjoy the sunshine while working on deltoids and biceps. Pause to catch your breath and listen to the birds singing and the wind rustling through the trees.

Need an extra workout? Lose the stair stepper. Trudging through ankle deep mud that sucks your feet deep and refuses to let go. Struggling to free each foot, each step will sculpt a spectacular gluteus maximus.

Lose weight and get in shape while immersing  yourself in nature all for the low, low price of $9.95 a month. In fact, if you'll come help, we'll give you the first three months for free.

Try the Total Body Country Workout today.

Oh, and I've more than met my #writemotivation exercise goals for the week, make that the month. My editing goal, not so much.


  1. Brilliant. I think people would actually go for this. Have some guy standing off to the side with a video camera and tell them you're doing a reality show to boot!!!

  2. I love the reality show idea. That might be something I could pull off.

  3. Love it! You will become so ripped! Such a buff farmer babe!

  4. Thanks, Julia. I can only hope. LOL

  5. Bwahaha, I love this . . .

    I don't blame you for not getting any writing done. I wouldn't be either if I was doing what you've done.

  6. Thanks, Rebekah. We're nearly done with the first watering. It should be easier next time around.